I don't want your cooties...
This weekend, I’m adulting and
working on perfecting my social distancing technique. My neighbor, two doors down, is throwing the
mother-of-all, like-the-world-is-going-to-end parties. I was beginning to lose my faith in humans.
Today I had a doctor’s appointment
that I couldn’t miss. So while I was out,
I had my labs done, dropped something off at the post office, and picked meds
for the dog. I ran into people that I knew
and they are the hugging type. The first couple times, it was my standard “I’m
social distancing, talk to me from over there.” By the fourth person, it was
“I’m fucking old and I don’t want your cooties.” What is with people? I guess
the same could be said about me and cooties.
I’ve seen the photos of the local grocery
and the gun shops with lines around the corner.
I’ve also seen photos and vids of handing out free breakfast and lunch
for students during the closings. One of
the local grocery chains is opening early for seniors.
Corporations are stepping up to
the plate by making sure that services are free, discounted, or not terminated
during the next two months.
As time goes by, I hope to be amazed and dazzled by Americans. That's my hope that we come though this stronger and wiser than before.